Prepare yourself

So there i am humming away.
I just finished my shower and about to brush my teeth.
I grab my toothbrush and look for the tube of toothpaste. Oh, bother. >:(
Theres hardly anything left in the tube! Wtv.
-five minutes later-
[squeezes last bit of toothpaste out of tube]
GASP!!!!!!
There was a....

short.
thick.
curly.
black.
HAIR!!!!

[barfs]
the horror!
[chilling scream]

ANYWAY!

I just thought id let you experience my trauma.
Im nice like that.